we’re the freakin’ guardians of the galaxy
i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.
Francis + coronation details
is michelle obama real
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLEi still can’t get over this.
"When I first met you, I never realized how much you would end up meaning to me…"
"Acting, for me, feels like an absolute expression- a really necessary one. It would be a lie if I said it’s just a job. It’s a lot more then that. Vocation doesn’t even seem to cover it. People say you shouldn’t be defined by your work, but I am. Work goes a long way to define who I am and what I am"
Every carpet, every floor, everywhere I look I fall. Climbing up the walls, I’m climbing up the walls. What goes on behind these doors, I’ll keep mine and you keep yours. We all have our s e c r e t s. You were always faster than me, I’ll never catch up with you. Oh I can feel them coming for me.
Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.
Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever
looks like God ran out of printer ink
It’s they know they the shit
nasa trying to eat the moon